Su madre's es el hot mess.

     So last night I was catching up on my "Real Houswives", and discovered yet again a brand new set of super crazy rich white ladies, all hailing from the Dolphins city of Miami.  I was expecting the random rambles in spanish or cuban and the bitchy cutdowns about who has a smaller ankle circumference, but I was not expecting the mentally-destructive visual of cast member Marysol Patton's mother Elsa!  I thought the "Orange County" housewives topped the plastic surgery Hit with a Shovel List, but this woman, good lord.  I was suprised she could even move her mouth, which she seemed to have trouble doing as it is.  I swear I had caught a few shots of old madre's dribble accidents.  Someone needs a bib and a new doctor.  Not to fix the face but to keep the poor woman tranquilized so she doesn't realize there's a Siamese cat living on her face.  Just saying. =]