Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Su madre's es el hot mess.

     So last night I was catching up on my "Real Houswives", and discovered yet again a brand new set of super crazy rich white ladies, all hailing from the Dolphins city of Miami.  I was expecting the random rambles in spanish or cuban and the bitchy cutdowns about who has a smaller ankle circumference, but I was not expecting the mentally-destructive visual of cast member Marysol Patton's mother Elsa!  I thought the "Orange County" housewives topped the plastic surgery Hit with a Shovel List, but this woman, good lord.  I was suprised she could even move her mouth, which she seemed to have trouble doing as it is.  I swear I had caught a few shots of old madre's dribble accidents.  Someone needs a bib and a new doctor.  Not to fix the face but to keep the poor woman tranquilized so she doesn't realize there's a Siamese cat living on her face.  Just saying. =]


  1. I totally agree. I can not believe that women are that crazy about there looks, I mean tanning is one thing but geeez. We need to watch it together sometime! :)

  2. lol, yea being from south FLA theres definitely some jenky plastic surgery jobs down there. The best ones are the old women that look like clowns walking in tow with their ancient looking husbands.